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Have a question for me?

Posted by YahooAnswers Feb. 10, 2009 @ 7:56 PM EST

Ask me any form of question and I will do my best to generate a accurate response.
ANY QUESTION, NO FUCKING RULES.

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Feb. 10, 2009 | 7:59 PM anonyflee says:

Why?

Feb. 11, 2009 | 8:12 AM YahooAnswers responds:

The cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 8:08 PM happygamerz says:

who?what?where?when?

Feb. 11, 2009 | 8:13 AM YahooAnswers responds:

The principle underlying the maxim is that each question should elicit a factual answer - facts necessary to include for a report to be considered complete.[3] Importantly, none of these questions can be answered with a simple "yes" or "no".

In the context of the "news style" for newspaper reporting, the Five Ws are types of facts that should be contained in the "lead" (sometimes spelled lede to avoid confusion with the typographical term "leading" or similarly spelled words), or first two or three paragraphs of the story, after which more expository writing is allowed.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 8:19 PM Imaku says:

What is your exact address, where is your spare key hidden, Where do you keep most of your valuables, what is the combination to your safe, and when is the next time you'll be out of the house?

Feb. 11, 2009 | 8:17 AM YahooAnswers responds:

725 Ninth Avenue, Hamilton Ontario.

The spare key is located underneath the chair to the right of the patio. All valuables are stored away in the kitchen for proper safe keeping of the women. The combination is 24-17-43. I am out of the house every day between 10:00am and 5:00pm during week days. Feel free to drop by any time.

Updated: Feb. 11, 2009, 8:18 AM
Feb. 10, 2009 | 8:19 PM Imaku says:

What is your exact address, where is your spare key hidden, Where do you keep most of your valuables, what is the combination to your safe, and when is the next time you'll be out of the house?

Feb. 11, 2009 | 8:18 AM YahooAnswers responds:

725 Ninth Avenue, Hamilton Ontario.

The spare key is located underneath the chair to the right of the patio. All valuables are stored away in the kitchen for proper safe keeping of the women. The combination is 24-17-43. I am out of the house every day between 10:00am and 5:00pm during week days. Feel free to drop by any time.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 8:23 PM saqwert says:

HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT?

Feb. 11, 2009 | 8:22 AM YahooAnswers responds:

they need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 8:52 AM BANN3D says:

i have question, are you idiot ?!.. ( joke ) ..

Feb. 11, 2009 | 4:54 PM YahooAnswers responds:

An extremely incompetent or foolish person.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 5:33 PM LiquidSapphire says:

???

Feb. 19, 2009 | 5:14 PM YahooAnswers responds:

ERROR: Not in proper question format.

You're question is either not following the simple question (?) format or cannot be comprehended. Please check your spelling, punctuation and grammar before submitting content to this user post in the future. Thank you.

Feb. 12, 2009 | 8:51 PM wtflolnoob says:

Are you actually a member of yahooanswers or are you just a newgrounder who likes Q&A?

Feb. 19, 2009 | 5:16 PM YahooAnswers responds:

I am YahooAnswers.

Feb. 12, 2009 | 9:06 PM Headshot777 says:

What is love?

Feb. 19, 2009 | 5:17 PM YahooAnswers responds:

Love is the mirror image of personal devotion to growth and prosperity. Love is what others observe by witnessing you.

Learn the intellectual attributes of personal appreciation. Shape the image you chose to cast. Allow this to become second nature. It is a growth process. Love requires nurturing.

Clue - Learn to love yourself first.

Feb. 13, 2009 | 5:40 AM Nuttro says:

Why do I munch on scrotum's?

Feb. 19, 2009 | 5:18 PM YahooAnswers responds:

Because they are crunchy.

Feb. 13, 2009 | 8:44 PM Medetrate says:

What does this mean? Why did you send it me? Me cry cry now.

[%u0332%u0305E%u0332%u0305p%u0332%u03 05%u0332i%u03 05%u0332c%u0332%u0332%u0332%u0305 %u0332%u0305%u0332ANAL RAPE%u0305]%u06E9%u06DE%u06E9%u2022%u 25CF%u0660

Feb. 19, 2009 | 5:19 PM YahooAnswers responds:

There's a hidden message somewhere in there.

Hint: Find the letters.

Feb. 16, 2009 | 2:02 PM DocSprite says:

Does masturbation really make your penis larger?

Feb. 19, 2009 | 5:20 PM YahooAnswers responds:

If you pull hard enough while jacking it, yes.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 9:24 AM Podburrys says:

Will I win the upcomming fencing match?

Feb. 23, 2009 | 12:23 PM YahooAnswers responds:

I am not a psychic, but I wager NO.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:59 PM MissingNYC says:

What's my phone number?

Feb. 23, 2009 | 12:23 PM YahooAnswers responds:

What's your phone number?

Feb. 22, 2009 | 10:23 PM DemitriousDoom says:

If you are YahooAnswers, then where is YahooQuestions?

<sarcasm>Omg I am so clever!</sarcasm>

Feb. 23, 2009 | 12:24 PM YahooAnswers responds:

I am both.

Feb. 23, 2009 | 6:15 PM slackerzac says:

Why do the Japanese censor there porn movies?

Feb. 24, 2009 | 7:12 PM JakWylde says:

Is this a machine?

Feb. 24, 2009 | 7:13 PM JakWylde says:

Is this user of newgrounds, referring to you, a machine?

Feb. 24, 2009 | 7:16 PM Archon68 says:

What is the meaning of the meaning of the meaning of the life of an ant's shit?

Feb. 26, 2009 | 12:03 AM Sensationalism says:

Are you an alt?

Feb. 26, 2009 | 12:21 AM Hippiehater1683 says:

Are you a faggot or what?

Feb. 26, 2009 | 10:57 PM Strategize says:

YOU ARE TOO COOL

Feb. 28, 2009 | 3:30 PM Killing-joke says:

Why does the moon glow? What is the subatomic partical of gold?
Why does a dog go woof? Who are you?
Why am I bored?
Do Nudists have their own public holidays?

Mar. 2, 2009 | 4:44 PM Vifnis says:

Two Questions

1. The Meaning Of Life?
2. What Time is it (If u think about this question enough it is impossible)

Mar. 2, 2009 | 6:15 PM x-Exodus-X says:

Why the fuck is your profile picture the terminator?
Ir-fucking-relevant

Mar. 2, 2009 | 7:26 PM underandover says:

I accidentally the whole bottle, is this bad?

Mar. 4, 2009 | 7:49 PM McZero says:

How do I swallow myself?

Mar. 6, 2009 | 3:16 AM SoulPiker says:

Why is my dick so huge.

Mar. 8, 2009 | 1:10 AM bodom-child says:

how do you determine how big of a poop you should put in a bag, while setting it on fire on your neighbours door stop?

Mar. 8, 2009 | 4:32 AM AIDSVirus says:

sex me?

Mar. 8, 2009 | 3:54 PM JollySpace says:

Oink!

Mar. 13, 2009 | 12:42 AM BetaOrionis says:

Does the fact that the questions have all been either spam of ambiguous bother you?

Has this post lived up to your expectations?

What can you determine about me from this post?

How am I feeling at the time of this post?

How are feeling at the time of this reply?

Mar. 13, 2009 | 3:32 AM UfaKefe says:

Who is the artist of the picture you have posted in your news post?

Mar. 17, 2009 | 4:17 PM WaffleVoyager says:

who is it that whenever I'm happy, everyone around me is miserable?

Mar. 19, 2009 | 1:22 AM KrevZabijak says:

Where are you? Why did you stop answering?
I desperately need answers and you've been gone..

Mar. 19, 2009 | 4:32 AM Littleluckylink says:

why does my penis taste like spicy pinata shit?

Mar. 20, 2009 | 10:23 PM Digital-Terror says:

How... How I shot web?

Mar. 22, 2009 | 2:58 PM Otto007 says:

are you on your computer right now?

Mar. 22, 2009 | 3:43 PM Jon4life says:

Am I a beautiful person? :]

Mar. 27, 2009 | 2:53 AM Otto007 says:

whats a question???

Mar. 28, 2009 | 3:12 PM jakenator85 says:

whats the 18th fibonocci sequence number?

Mar. 28, 2009 | 3:15 PM SimonIndigo says:

If a train leaving Boston travels at 57 miles per hour towards Miami, and a train leaving Miami travels 5,964 miles per hour towards Boston, how long until the Miami train explodes due to loss of structural integrity?

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